Indecent Exposure

I decided this morning that it is time to wear my favorite pre-pregnancy clothes--regardless of whether or not they fit "perfectly". So, I'm wearing a Harold's (sniff, sniff...) sleeveless denim dress that is so cute! The dress has little buttons that go all the way down. There is one like it only with sleeves on ebay right now apparently. Anyway, I did the whole sit and bend test this morning to make sure the buttons would stay buttoned. Unfortunately, the test was not quite thorough enough. I AM wearing a long sleeve shirt underneath but skipped on the bottom part--just wore my too small thong--you know I don't want to show off my pantyline through my fat butt. Anyway... when I got out of the car at school this morning I heard "tuh, tuh, tuh, tuh, tuh"--yep I came undone--flasher style. Good Morning Children! So, all day I have been sucking in and buttoning buttons that keep popping open. I look way cute though. I just hope my kindergarteners aren't emotionally scarred from seeing parts of their teacher no one should see! I say it is still a small victory that I can actually wear this dress regardless of how many times my fat squishy belly keeps popping buttons out! Bottom line is, I need to lose like 20 lbs before May or I'm going to be a fat squishy bridesmaid. :)